By Benjamin Hsu | 
The Six Degrees of the New England Patriots
Rating: 8.3/10 (3 votes)
Currently, the New England Patriots boast a 11-0 record and remain the only undefeated team this season. The bigger question still holds: who cares? I don't! And that's why I want to switch from the Patriots to Kevin Bacon as quickly as damn... Read More |
By Orion Burns |
Critique of a Critic: No Country for Old Men
Rating: 10/10 (2 votes)
Review of No Country For Old Men:
"Bottom Line: Intensely thrilling crime chase overcomes plot lapses but turns limp at the end." - Ray Bennett, Hollywood Reporter
Review of a Review:
"Bottom Line: Nonsensical movie critic... Read More |
By Michael Matzke |
Are We There Yet?
Rating: 8.7/10 (3 votes)
Thousands and millions of people visit our site each and every day.
Some will descend from the rays of Baby Jesus' bright rainbow. Others
get lost finding porn. But most of you have found this site googling
some random phrase, and then getting... Read More |
By Orion Burns |
Fun with Yahoo Answers!
Rating: 10/10 (3 votes)
So you're at work and you've got seven or eight hours to kill (depending on how many "bathroom breaks" you take). Your options are probably pretty limited, considering your work or school uses more filters on the internet than a Brita.... Read More |
By TSYP Staff |
The Water Cooler, November 10/11 Edition
Rating: 8.7/10 (3 votes)
"The parents of a Jacksonville toddler were horrified when their child swallowed part of a colorful toy bead set made in China and then passed out. He apparently was overcome when the coating on the beads metabolized into a chemical compound known... Read More |
By Farley Elliott |
I Politely Decline your Request to 'Taze' Me, Bro
Rating: 9/10 (3 votes)
Hello, officers. Welcome to the auditorium. As you can see, I am currently in the middle of a discussion with former presidential hopeful John Kerry.
"Heated"? Yes, I suppose it is. But so are all of politics these days. That's why... Read More |
By TSYP Staff |
The Water Cooler, November 3/4 Edition
Rating: 8.7/10 (3 votes)
“This week in the National Football League, the
undefeated New England Patriots take on the undefeated Super Bowl
champions, the Indianapolis Colts. Ladies, let me warn and beg you
right now: if you've got something you want your man to... Read More |
By Rob Cee |
Urban Update: People Still Smoke Crack
Rating: 9/10 (4 votes)
Sure, there may not be any Wesley Snipes characters taking over whole city blocks and posting lookouts on the corner; there may not be crack cooking warehouses that have locals bagging crack in their underwear with their titties all out; there may not... Read More |
By TSYP Staff |
The Halloween Spesh
Rating: 9.3/10 (4 votes)
The college girl costume: Questions to ask yourself
By college girl Noam Bleiweiss
a) Do I look like a whore?
b) Can I justify it as cute?
c) Will creepy drunk dudes be able to easily come up with sexual puns surrounding my costume's... Read More |
