Dear Colleague,

Your parents, teachers, and other authority figures want you to read guides to "college success" that promote diligence, timeliness, wise decisions, and academic priorities. We at The Seven Year Plan feel that those other guides have done you a disservice: your university years are about reinvention, procrastination, experimentation, and outright lying about your high school popularity. To rid you of any misconceptions, we have compiled a guide to living the college experience as it should be lived.

You're welcome in advance,

The Seven Year Plan