THE DEAN NOAM BLEIWEISS

THESEVENYEARPLAN.COM

Dear Student,

Hello and welcome to the long-awaited Educational Revolution. The collective student body has gathered and, in classic proletariat form, voted to relinquish conventional university practices. Spearheading this insurgency, we at The Seven Year Plan pride ourselves in holding true to The Ten Pillars of Greatness:

EDUCATE CULTIVATE DEVELOP ACCULTURATE ADVANCE

EDIFY FOSTER ENLIGHTEN SOPHISTICATE ENRICH

If we had room for an eleventh it would be Redundancy - or perhaps simply "Being Superior to Most." Our first-rate faculty is committed to enriching the learning experience at The Seven Year Plan by encouraging regular interaction between esteemed professionals and the intellectual community. The inquisitive minds of our students aid in the revitalization of the long-forgotten quest once known as "The Pursuit of Knowledge".

While most institutions continue to foster archaic ideals, such as reading or normal eating habits, The Seven Year Plan contests the ineffectiveness of these outdated principles with unrelenting support of indolence and obesity. I invite you to peruse our institution. I hope that your stay will prove entertaining, enjoyable and - above all - educational.


Avoid the real world.

Noam Bleiweiss The Dean