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Noam Bleiweiss
As the most baller member of TSYP, Bleiweiss can often be found outside the club participating in the growing sport of parking lot pimpin’. He is also the dumbest and least talented player of the group. He’s also a pretty crappy editor, which is unfortunate as well. Why he continues to even be allowed on or behind the camera is still a mystery to most. On the plus side, he can grow a mean moustache. |
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Ryan Burns
When one thinks of the pinnacle of unprecedented greatness what name comes to mind? Eight times out of ten it is Ryan Burns. One may ask "What about the other two out of ten times?" Some may cite names such as Alexander the 'Great' but everyone knows if someone is so pompous as to call themselves "the Great" they are just self-indulgent and over-confident. Ryan "Perfection" Burns is from sunny California and went to school at the University of California - Santa Cruz where he majored in Economics and minored in listening to extreme leftists examine all the imperfections in the world except their own. |
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Rob Christensen
If Rob Cee was in Never Neverland he would be described as a lewd rude crude bag of pre-chewed food dude. Instead he lives in Los Angeles and is devoting much of his energy to becoming an uber-smooth hipster in the neighborhood of Echo Park. Rob has recently increased his street cred to the title of Head of Degenerates and he proudly represents sex, death, red eyes and leopard-print. At TheSevenYearPlan.com Rob is the VP of Hustling Daily which involves getting hook-ups and punching people in their dome piece. |
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Farley Elliott
Farley Elliott, Esq., is an uncompromising Pittsburgh Steelers fan from Adams Center, NY; a town so small it could not hold his ego. He now regularly partakes in standup comedy and improv comedy in California, a mecca for starving artists and slightly overweight porn stars, both of which he fancies himself as from time to time. He would fancy himself tickled if you gave him a 'holler' at farley.elliott@gmail.com |
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Mike Matzke
"Crazy." "Sexy." "Cool." There are just some of the words colleagues use to describe Mike Matzke. Mike has studied humor extensively at several prolific institutions: the Wharton School of Puns, Northwestern's Cockjokery School, and the Harvard School of Prop Jokes. Other comedic credentials include Cal Poly's Smile and Nod Improvisational Troupe as well as being The Guy at the Party Who Openly Makes Fun of Strangers. He now brings his experience and enthusiasm to TSYP. Mike originates from a small town called Ojai, California - a place where dreams come true, and if you don't have Nag Champa incense, you will be burned at the stake. He currently resides in a large residence in Laramie, Wyoming, along with his eighteen cats. |
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RJ Pomeroy
Holder of two bachelor degrees, intelligent, crackshot, world's #1 grandpa. Three of the four previous adjectives can be used to describe R.J. Pomeroy, the other can be used for someone who is more into firearms. As a key contributor to The Seven Year Plan, R.J. adds both wit and humor to all the team creates, nothing more, nothing less. After living in England immediately following graduation, he now resides in Los Angeles, California. His trip abroad has made him the foremost authority on all United Kingdom related material, as well as much of Western Europe. Some say his passion can get in the way of his rational thinking, he begs to differ, and he'll kill you for saying otherwise. |
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Jay aka The Letter J
Um.....the guy who isn't funny. Can build one hell of a website though. |
